I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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