All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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