Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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