I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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