Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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