He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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