Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think i peed on brittanys purse
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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