The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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