Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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