he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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