Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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