I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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