Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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