Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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