Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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