Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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