I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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