HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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