is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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