another moral hangover. fuck.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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