I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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