I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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