Betty ford says i'm here all night
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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