Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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