it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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