Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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