So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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