when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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