I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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