if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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