i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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