but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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