but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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