Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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