i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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