Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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