Im at strip club and am horny
plz talk dirty to me
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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