hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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