I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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