I skipped work to stalk him.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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