yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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