Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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