Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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