I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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