If i come over, it means nothing
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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