well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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