at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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