I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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