If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
True college students do jello shots in the library
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize