How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think my mom watched the whole time
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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